Not really drunkin, but sho’ the hell buzzin’. 211 is my cheap beverage of choice. So ghetto, I know. I was at the 711 and it was a choice of brownie fudge Ben and Jerry’s or Beer. 211 24 oz was only $1.29 and the Ben and Jerry’s was a cool ALMOST $5.00… Not in the budget, and since I was on my way to get McDonald’s for the kids, I decided I deserved a cheap drunkin’ slur. Too tired and over done from about 10 hrs over time for the week, I said fuggit’. I’ll get this beer, Mickey D’s is right next door, and we’ll do the liq-o sto’ tomorrow.
Who am I kidding, after I do what I am supposed to, and a couple things I’m not supposed to, I will be broker than a joke. And that’s really not that funny…
Sitting back buzzed listening to my v-day mix that I made, and never gave to the lucky fugger I made it for. But it has cuts, so I will bump the hell out that joint.
Kids are hilarious when you are buzzing. My 3 yr old is walking around playing hide and seek by her self. And my 10-year old wants to know if I ever feel my butt jiggling when I’m not even touching it? That shyt is classic. Stuff you can’t see on wife swap or the nanny.
Life is too hard sometimes.
This week I had to deal with my son and his bus ride fuckery. Ontop of the fact that he got a 56 on his math test. And doesn’t understand why his dad opt’s out of his life. How and the fugg do you tell a 10 year old that your dad is a white woman, pussy hound and just doesn’t want to be a dad!?!
And my daughter, who takes up after her OCD-ish daddy, misses the hell out of him and prays every night that God touches her father, believes he can do no wrong and wants to know why daddy doesn’t live with us in Texas?
How do you tell your children that the NEGRO you picked was the wrong choice, and they will no longer see him up in this domain anymore?
My daughter is 3 but she is going on 13 I promise. She cleans up the house more than me, and if she knows that you are cleaning will hoover over you with a duster and gloved hand looking for any and everything and you bet not miss shyt.
My son, a typical boy, could care less and would just be happy if he didn’t have to take a shower everyday. Oh and could play endless WII and DS, he’s all good.
Over all my kids are simple, but every now and then, they pick up on my vibes and want a man around these parts. I see now why you shouldn’t have kids first. It’s hard enough going thru divorce, heartbreak, and life alone, but draggin your kids thru it too, is like 10x worse…
I love breathing, but right now, I don’t heart my life…
I am the Queen and I approve this message…
