Regardless where I end up, this year is about change:
First thing is this Wednesday, I’m getting braces. I’ve wanted braces all of my life. I’m glad I didn’t get them when I was younger, because kids are cruel. But I’m very happy that Wednesday is the day. People are always amazed when I’ve said that I need them, or want them. A lot of people never really noticed but I have two crooked teeth in the front of my mouth, top row. And it’s all because I used to suck my thumb. I remember my step grandfather, (he was my Ace) used to always say he was going to cut my thumb off and get me fixed, so boys wouldn’t mess me up and get me pregnant. Boi, I would take him up on that offer today! lol Love you J.H.
The other thing is a breast reduction. I don’t even think they make my true breast cup these days. But I’m currently squishing them in the largest dd or ddd that I can find at Catherine’s plus sizes. If you don’t know, you better check it out. These knockers are huge!!!! Sounds crazy huh??? And I’ve always felt like people that want boobs this big are stupid. But hey, to each his own.
Tits in my opinion are over rated. Men are fascinated because the cleavage thing. But really, once you suck ‘em one or two times in the throws of passion, dudes don’t really notice them again in that one sitting. Tits are about the tops. They can really make or break an outfit. For example: if you have a top that has the bust line that is supposed to indicate where the breast should sit or stop. And your breast line stops in the middle of your breast and your tits stop well after the line, your boobs are not made for that shirt. If you have a breast line and your boobs stop right above the line, you have the right size shirt, the right size breast and you’re working that shirt.
If you have a wrap around shirt or dress and your wrap around gapes a whole helluva lot and you don’t only show cleavage but damn near a whole boob, your boobs are too big, your shirt is too small, and you should give up on wrap around shirts. If your wrap around shirt closes smoothly at the breast, you have an ample amount of cleavage and your girls are standing at attention, you have the boobs for the shirt/dress.
I could go on and on about boobs, but what I lack is ass… My ass, is so sad. It’s so flat, I’m mad. I see girls with big asses and I just want to deflate them bitches. I mean, what the hell happened to my ass. Hoping that some of the weight from roll a, b and c drips down in to the ass department and builds up the flat part. I don’t quite know how to explain it. The top has the curve that indicates the ASS starts here. And then it goes straight down. And then there’s that curve again, to indicate the ASS stops here. How? What I’ve noticed though, is that when you assume the position (dawgy style that is) you can’t really tell. So it’s cool in bed. But standing up… It’s a wrap. I would do ass implants, but I’m afraid, so very afraid.
Then last but not least I am going to have the lap band or gastric bypass surgery. I don’t know many successful lap band surgeries but I work with a butt load of ladies who had the gastric bypass and they look damn good. I know one lady who had the lap band about 15 months ago and she’s only lost 50 lbs. She ended up getting her fluid taken out of her lap band because she started having problems throwing up and acid reflex. I wouldn’t say it wasn’t successful, but I will say that she said she wanted to lose a little more. And she also said that she didn’t exercise or anything with it. It’s appealing, but it seems like it’s much more work than the gastric.
What’s appealing about the lap band is that you aren’t as restricted w/food as you are with the gastric. But you have to continue to keep going to the doctor and having your band adjusted. As well as, check ups on your progress. That’s good, but I see a way to not be successful. If you don’t go to the doctor’s. And it just seems like a lot because you don’t always get the right fits at first, and you can be in and out of the office a lot.
The thing that is very appealing about the gastric, you lose weight faster than the lap band. With the lap band you are expected to see 1-2 lbs a week. With the gastric, it’s more drastic than that. People have been known to have lost 50-90 lbs in 6 months.
So I’m in progress of being a beautiful, straight teeth having, smaller breasted, better shirt fitting, healthier person. And the best part. The best part!!!! …is that I’m going to lose weight in my feet too. I will no longer be a size 12w… Can you say, YEAH BOI!!!!!
I’m stoked! and that’s the double truth RUTH!
